My comedy Routine- Have You Ever Noticed?

Hello, this is a little comedy sketch/routine called `Have You Ever Noticed?`that I wrote to get people thinking and I hope you enjoy it. Have you ever noticed that whenever somebody`s lying about something, they repeat the adjective twice? Like when your one of your boys try to set you up on a blind date he`ll say "Man you should see this girl, she`s really really fine." You go on the date, she looks like a sumo wrestler had sex with a whale and had a daugther with a moustache. She has three chins, a thousand rolls so she stay rolling, a gap the size of a driveway and has a voice deeper than James Earl Jones. I don`t even listen to rap anymore because rappers suck these days. Have you ever noticed that record labels don`t sign rappers over talent, they sign rappers because of hype. Like people say, "You should listen to the new guy he`s very very good." I turn on the music and it be like "I got money and swag in the bag I`m hot like pockets. 2 Ringz" Like who told this lame guy he can rap? Have you ever noticed that people throw around the word "love" like it`s nothing? That stupid girl be like "Good night, feel better. I love you baby." Shut up girl, you got another man nibbling on your neck while I`m sneezing. Talking about your car broke down, I know why you didn`t bring me that Nyquil. Have you ever noticed that the people that know the least, try to give you advice. "Dude you should take six classes this semester and get your credit out of the way." Man shut up I`m good with my regular four classes. That`s how I did in middle school, high school, and I`m going to keep it that way. And then you finish the semester with nothing but C`s and D`s. Shut your stupid butt up: I got this. Have you ever noticed that the girl you be chasing have the most drama? Girl, if you come to me one more time about another chick and it`s not about a threesome, I`m going to choke you out. And stop with all that dang crying! I`m not TNT: I don`t love drama. And then after all that, you stay in the friend zone or she stay with her boyfriend. So you`re telling me that all the time I spent with you was worthless? Freak it: I`m going to do a drive-by when you all walking then kill you and him. "But girl I love you. I thought we had something special. I might just known you for a few months but you complete me. I`ll never meet a girl like you." That`s a good thing: I never liked that name anyway and you got the worst hairstyle. I mean the hair you haven`t bought. Have you ever noticed that ugly girls be having the most stank attitudes? Like I`m doing your ugly butt a favor by even talking to you without throwing up. It isn`t my fault genetics chose a bad life for you. This should be the highlight of your hideous life. You should be paying me for each wave and "hey "I send your turd-face way. You got so many pimples on your face: it looks like bubble wrap. That`s the last time I`m doing some charity. That`s just a few things I noticed.